Coral Gables Vince Lago gave his fifth State of the City address last month week and, true to form, it was all about him. Except the parts that were about his political enemies, as he made the annual speech an opportunity to attack them. Again.
Speaking to a room full of people at a Chamber of Commerce breakfast, it was almost predictable for him to make it all about the business community. But L’Ego also made it sound like his administration is some sort of Harvard case study in leadership and economic development. He even opened with a Warren Buffett and Bill Gates anecdote about “focus” — because he desperately wants people to put him in their company.
“Focus is what makes Coral Gables special,” he said. And here we thought it was the history-laden Mediterranean architecture and the strict zoning and Miracle Mile and the people. Silly us.
Ladra has heard Lago’s focus speech before. He’s focused on telling you how “fiscally conservative” he is while quietly shoveling tax breaks and red-carpet concierge services to developers and big business. He’s focused on touting “civility and transparency” while using City Hall and his pulpit to attack his political enemies. And now, he’s focused on getting voters to move city elections from April in odd-numbered years to November in even-numbered years — which sounds like more democracy, but also conveniently means that, as an incumbent with tons of money, he’ll have advantages that grass-roots candidates won’t.
The mayor almost didn’t make it to his big speech Thursday, he said. First, he awoke to a flat tire and had to Uber his way to the Biltmore. “And as I stepped out of the Uber, the skies fell on me,” he told the crowd, with a little “how dare they?” in his tone.
Maybe a little foreshadowing, no?
Because once he dried himself off, “in the bathroom,” and got behind the podium, Lago showed us some storm clouds of his own. “Good morning,” he said, and was immediately disappointed with the lack of animated greeting in response. “Either the coffee is not too strong or everybody’s still asleep.”
He never considered the third option: They’re not that excited to see him.
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Yes, he dutifully rattled off accomplishments and buzzwords about “innovation” and “resilience,” he reminded everyone about rolling back the commission raises and even name-checked the city’s $4 million annual fund for sea level rise. He called Vice Mayor Rhonda Anderson and Commissioner Richard Lara extremely talented attorneys dedicated to public service — and someone at table 10 almost choked on their bread — and showered City Manager Peter Iglesias with compliments.
“It is a privilege having this gentleman running our city,” Lago said.
But he also slipped into unscripted moments that were darker than usual, even for him. “Everybody wants to be my friend now,” he said, acknowledging he has “yes men” who don’t tell him the truth. “But I’m pretty sure that in four years, 99 percent of people who speak to me, probably won’t speak to me.”
Whoa. Somebody’s feeling the weight of the office. But Ladra’s got news for Vince. Not everybody wants to be his friend now.
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Maybe it’s because he’s such a sore winner. Lago once again reminded everyone that he rolled back the commission’s “unjustified” 101% salary hike — which is more dramatic than saying they went from $36,488 to $65,000 a year, which doesn’t seem like a lot. The argument in favor was that the salaries were too low and had not been raised for years and that a higher pay would attract better, less corruptible, candidates — which make sense.
But saying 101% makes it look like they get a six figure salary, which is what Lago wants.
And he is sounding like a broken record. Lago won’t move on because he’s trying to squeeze more election juice out of that for his referendum and to hurt Commissioners Ariel Fernandez — who might not even run again — and Melissa Castro, who definitely should.
The mayor bragged about millage stability, even though the Gables cash cow is long fattened on some of the priciest property values in the county, not by the grace of his genius. He crowed about bond ratings, infrastructure modernization, and acknowledgements for the city’s technical prowess. And, of course, peppered the speech with side eye digs.
“As an elected official, you are required to run this like a business. Some people do, some people don’t. They see it as their own personal piggy bank,” L’Ego said, adding that he will look back in pride at his fiscal responsibility, for “always taking into consideration how hard it is for you to make payroll every two weeks.
“We should make every decision thinking about the bottom line.”
He sure knows his crowd.
He name-dropped some of the city’s technical contractors and the large businesses that have relocated to the City Beautiful, like Apple and Ryder. “Coral gables now holds over 8,000 businesses and over 140 multinationals,” Lago said. “Not just because of our locations, but because of our leadership, because of our planning and because of our incredible focus in regards to quality of life.”
He invoked George Merrick in saying the city had and talked about the University of Miami being “a cornerstone of our identity of growth.” He gave kudos to the tech director for “smart city” projects and patted himself on the back “for raising the bar in customer experience,” adding 20 new permitting staffers — because nothing says efficiency like hiring more bureaucrats.
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Ladra can’t help but wonder how many of those are going to be specific to the new Permitting Assistance Program, a concierge service to help businesses “open faster.” That must be real music to developers’ ears. It’s not for residents who still have to wait 10 months to get a fence approved. No, it’s another shortcut for friends with projects to get rubber-stamped while neighbors who don’t like the latest oversized box on their block get left holding the bag.
Vince Lago and Mark Trowbridge during the COVID pandemic.
Lago got misty remembering the late Chamber CEO Mark Trowbridge , who died in February after battling blood cancer, and even proposed naming a new downtown park after him, the location of which will be determined later after consulting with Trowbridge’s family. The mayor called it “a symbolic gesture to recognize his extraordinary impact… someone who helped shape the heart of our city.”
It was a touching moment. One touching moment.
Then, he welcomed lobbyist Jorge Arrizurieta as the Chamber’s new boss. Yes, that Jorge Arrizurieta — Lago’s buddy and longtime political insider who has “big shoes” to fill — probably with PAC money and influence-peddling.
Arrizurieta has served on the board of directors for the Greater Miami Chamber of Commerce and was a Trustee of the Miami-Dade County Public Health Trust. He was Lago’s appointment to the city’s board of adjustments — until someone notified them that he no longer lives in Coral Gables. He is so in Lago’s pocket that he filed a complaint against activist Maria Cruz, accusing her, of all things, of being an unregistered lobbyist.
It was legally insufficient because it was a lie. Cruz was not a lobbyist because she is not paid to represent any entity. She represents herself and the interest of certain Gables residents. She might be a pain in the, er, neck to some politicos (read: Lago), but she ain’t a lobbyist by any measure. And Ladra suspects that both Arrizurieta and Lago, whose permission he must have sought to file the complaint, know this.
But the people in the audience at the Biltmore Sept. 18 probably don’t know anything about it.
Lago also welcomed attorney Maria Garcia — a partner at Kozyak Tropin & Throckmorton — as the chamber’s new chair and presented former chair, Addys Kuryla, with a key to the city.
And of course, the mayor wrapped it all in centennial bunting.
“As we enter our second century, we do so with clarity of purpose. I will continue to lead with civility and transparency,” he said, then went off script. “But I will not bend the knee when I see something wrong. I will continue to lead as I believe the city deserves leadership. We must be strong and make the decisions that are sometimes unpopular.
“No matter the pressure, no matter what they say and what they do.”
Ladra half expected him to give Political Cortadito and the Coral Gables Gazette a shout-out, like he does at every commission meeting.
So, the gist is that the City Beautiful is 100, and in Lago’s telling, that’s thanks to his civility, transparency, and “focus.” What he didn’t mention is his reputation for hardball politics, his cozy developer ties, or his barely disguised itch for higher office.
So yeah, the state of the city — at least the part Lago wants you to see — is business-friendly, developer-friendly, and Lago-friendly. The rest of us are just supposed to clap politely.
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